Friday, May 28, 2010

What This World is Coming To
by Rosie
Forward
Since the beginning of man's time on this Earth, there have been many inquiries as to who we are, where we've been and most importantly, where we are going. It seems as though the prior generation has always either misunderstood or been confounded by the subsequent. Why would the following generation of people bewilder the latter in such a profound way? Because the prior, who helped to shape the upcoming youth have not accepted their hand in destroying it.

With each generation of young people, there appears to be a further lack of both accountability and consequence. These basic human attributes have been essentially extinguished due to the lack of nurturing, repercussion and the absence of human attachment. At this point, there is an apparent lack of empathy and rapport between the human populous, in general. There is no sense of authority, and there seems to be a push toward a "thrill seeking" nature; testing boundaries that have been put in place from even before the time of Hammurabi. This human "code" was put in place for a reason. The reason was to hold people to a higher standard than the common animal. This "code" is falling apart.

The world, at this point, has been pushed into a so called "Dark Age". It is an age of anger, aggression and lack of thought. There is an absence of creativity and free thought so profound, that we (as a society) cannot even attempt to solve the problem itself. It's a proverbial Mobius strip of destruction, globally speaking. There is no chance of breaking out of this cycle. There is nobody willing, much less able, of turning the tables on the generational stagnation.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

Harry Badface Tshirt

I am printing up some Harry Badface shirts (thanks, Me!). Early costs are looking like $6. If you want one email me with your shirt size at bluegutsoup@gmail.com or comment on this post this week.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Gems...

Here are a few gems from this girl's facebook...just the status updates from the month of March. I want to put a god damn bullet in my brain whenever I read them...trainwreck. I can't look away. For the archives...

Pondering if dogs in a pet store think we are idiots tapping on the glass going oooh hello how sweet aren't you cute they are probably thinking "shut up and buy me, you idiot". Nah...probably just "shut up, you idiot"

Imagine if it were reverse and we were behind glass waiting for a dog to buy us if they tapped on the glass "I would be like dumb ass I can't hear you or respond because of the glass!". Would be like dumb ass?

I will still tap on the glass though when I go and say "how cute you are, what a good boy" lol. LOLZ!

Ughhh I don't wanna do nothing today! Nothing! But sleep and ponder more ;) Just sleep. For fucking ever.

I just answered the phone - thank you for calling Phone Zone your T-mobile exclusive dealer and the caller goes is this Phone Zone with tmobile and I said "yes" their response so your phone zone, I say "yes". To which they said oh I needed Phone Zone they sell phones for tmobile and then 'click'. They call back I answer the same exact way, the customer says "oh I have been trying to get this store"full moon? That was me. Fucking with your mind.

There will always be the smallest, the tallest, the pretty, the skinny, judgments, and opinions. But I choose to be undefined. and for those judgments and opinions casted my way. I will simply smile to God and walk away. I will thank Him for every flaw and every fiber of my being. Isn't it obvious due the mere existence of this status, that there really is no GOD?

So here is my pondering/advice. I think ladies talking to a man should ask these questions instead of the general "what music do you like", "have you been married before",etc. Here we go: Do you put the seat down after you go potty? Are you trainable to put the seat down after you potty? Do you put every light on & forget where the switches are to shut them off? Would putting "TURN ME OFF" on the switch help? I'm pretty sure "TURN ME OFF" already encircles your aura...no need to post it on a simple switch.

Questions to ask continued: Will you remember flowers are a sweet gesture & you will still need them to get in my pants even when we are married and not for when you want to say sorry? When you say lets have a quicky on a cleaning day I will still want you to take out the trash (thats not a question just advice for the guy). FLOWERS are a sweet gesture? I think anyone even wanting to fuck you in the first place is more than enough.

And a few more questions to ask: How close are you to your mom? Would she spit on her hand to groom your hair down still? Does she still talk to you in a baby voice? Do you talk to her once a month or every day? Does she say she's the only one that understands you? When you want a new toy is it really a new toy or an expensive new car or motorcycle? If a dude still let his mom do all that shit (or if she ever did it in the first place, there would be no toy issue. In fact, there would be no issue at all.

Do you still refer to everything you did in highschool like its happening now? Do you think a talent is learning how to drink from the boot full of beer? NO....YES.

If I could I would, If I wanted to I would learn, but I would rather not. FUCK YOU.

Have you ever had a grocery clerk that annoys you? The one that if you are purchasing a magazine she starts reading it or you're buying a movie & they are like "oh is that good? whats it about? and start reading the back of the movie? I just had a thought what if walmart sold porn & a guy buys porn & unknowing to this darn grocery clerk she's like it is it any good? How does it end? lmao sorry It's all right, just don't ever fucking do it again. Ever.

Couldn't help myself :) love these: Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist? A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, & a gynecologist looks up the family bush. Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common ? A: They both make you wait an hour for a five minute ride. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Went for a 2 mile bike ride with Corey going for 3 miles today after work. What is funny is watching him say hi to everyone in the neighborhood as we ride by he is 28 going on 12. LOL my favorite he had his tongue out like a little kid riding up the sidewalk hahahaha. I heart him so! How cute! I love it when a man hangs his tongue out of his mouth. It's sort of Down's Syndromey.

Just did 1100 steps of uphill walking ughhhh. And I counted ever single torturing one. I'm sure the numbers were more tortured by you speaking their names that you were by stepping them.

Pondering of the day. Why is it when you grocery shop there is always that one darn person that has the cart taking up the whole aisle and is in front of the same ketchup you need but they take what feels like an hour to decide between squeezable heinz or the original bottle only to cart over to grab mustard???? Sounds like a set up.

My other thought of the day why when grocery shopping do I wish I had a hockey team fully padded that would do my shopping and knock the aisle takers down like bowling bowls. What the fuck are bowling bowls? I know there are bowling balls, but you can't knock down a sphere...and there are bowling pins, which would make more sense, but aren't mentioned at all. Surreal.

Then after my hockey team is done shopping for me I would reward them all with flowing champagne as if in victory lane :) Like in a car race? Did I miss something? What sport are we talking about here?

So today at walgreens I picked up my whitening gum (whitens your teeth 40% better) and the lady at the register was freaking out "my cash drawer won't close this is awful" so her co-worker says why what's wrong? So she replies "the roll of quarters is in the way" so the co-worker says move them to another bin. This lady says are you sure? I was told to keep quarters with quarters. All I can say is wow! My sentiments EXACTLY!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

EPIC ART FAILS!

I've always said that "You can't teach talent, but you can teach skill". Apparently, you can teach neither. Below are just a few of my students' epic failures.





"Christmas Pals avec Octopus"







"Narwhale Sunburst"







"Surf's up in Giza"










"Haterade"










"Pregnant Alien Duck Finding The Key"









"I Don't Know What The Fuck I Just Drew"












"Stick Guy, Spot Sign"










"Environmental Fail"









"Angry Cat"











"Viking Killing His Final Foe...The Sun"










This is actually a mural that some girl wanted to paint in my classroom. I think NOT.










"The Picklejar"

Sunday, February 28, 2010

THE LUGE...


I decided to blog about the luge. Not the luge you may be thinking of, but a wetter, cleansing luge, without the bulkiness of an actual luge to hinder...and in my bathroom. Oh yeah, there isn't a track either.

I'm a huge fan of showering, and hopefully you are, too. Occasionally I take inventory of what's stashed in there, and lucky you, today was one of those days. Here's what I currently have on stock:
  1. 4 bottles of shampoo
  2. 5 bottles of conditioner
  3. 1 bar of Ivory soap (which I brought home from work after soaping car windows in the teachers parking lot a couple of weeks ago)
  4. A bar of chocolate soap
  5. A bar of watermelon soap
  6. A bar of "Jersey Girl" soap (which smells like a mix of clams, burnt hair and tuna fish...it's cool because it leaves a hint of orange spray tan on your skin after using it)
  7. 2 jars of sugar scrub
  8. 1 jar of salt scrub
  9. 1 tube of apricot scrub
  10. A bottle of Steel Artois

And I've just recently got into X-TREME shaving.

Friday, February 12, 2010

For All You Guys...

For all you guys who can't seem to get your goatee just right...