Cheers To Beers!

Christmas Day is a day for drinking. Well, a day for me to drink. Family get-togethers are so much more tolerable drunk than sober, so I figured it was prime time to get my drink on. I opened my mother's fridge, and low and behold I stumbled upon this...
Stella Artois...Reassuringly Expensive

Now, I'm not typically a beer drinker, but when it comes to Stella Artois, I'm a beer pounder. As I sat down to make love to my beer, I exclaimed, "Ah, the champagne of beers". That's when the needle on the record scratched across the album in my brother's mind. "That's not the slogan for Stella! That's Miller High Life!". Of course, I then had to look up the slogans for both, and (standing corrected), I continued to down my beer. Which brings me to today's post...
Beer Slogans. Obviously not all of them, just the ones that make me want to drink.

Boddingtons beer brand
Marketing slogan: Boddingtons. It's a bit gorgeous.

Carling beer
Advertising slogan: Carling. Spot On.

Rolling Rock Premium Beer
Advertising slogan: Rolling Rock. Free Flowing.

Samuel Adams beer brand
End line: Samuel Adams. America's World Class Beer.

Guinness Irish Stout
Advertising slogans: Out of the darkness comes light.
Guinness refreshes your spirit (USA campaign)
Believe (UK campaign)
The most natural thing in the world (in Ireland)
It's got to be Guinness (in Singapore)
Now enjoy Guinness anywhere (Australian campaign)
Good things come to those who wait.
Guinnless isn't good for you.
Guinness is Good for You

Carlton Midstrength beer
Advertising slogan: Stay a little longer.

Ballantine's Beer
Motto: When you see the three-ring-sign, ask the man for Ballantine.

Kronenbourg 1664 lager
Taglines: Sit. Savour. 1664.
1664. A Good Year for Beer.

Busch Beer
Advertising slogan: Busch Beer. Head for the mountains.

Schlitz Beer
Ad slogan: Schlitz. The beer that made Milwaukee famous.

Budweiser Beer
Slogans: Budweiser. True
When you say Budweiser, you've said it all.
For all you do, this Bud's for you.
The Genuine Article.
The King of Beers.
Where there's life, there's Bud.

Coors beer
Slogans: The Coldest Tasting Beer In The World (for Coors Light )
It won't slow you down (Light)
This is our Beer (Light)
Turn it loose!
Brewed with Pure Rocky Mountain Spring Water.
Note: Coors brewing water in Golden, Colo., begins high in the Rocky Mountains. It flows underground and is naturally filtered over beds of sand and gravel)

Courage Beer
Slogans: It's what your right arm's for.
Take Courage.

Double Diamond Beer
Taglines: I'm only here for the beer.
A Double Diamond works wonders.

Heineken beer
Slogans: A better beer deserves a better can.
It's all about the beer.
Lager Beer at its Best.
How refreshing! How Heineken!
Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.

Greene King IPA beer
Advertising slogans: Greene King IPA. A tasty change from the usual.
Beer to Dine For.

Molson Canadian brand
Marketing slogans: It Starts Here.
I am Canadian.

Bud Light brand
Taglines: Fresh. Smooth. Real. It's all here.
Be yourself and make it a Bud Light.

Abbot Ale, Greene King's flagship brand
Slogans: Some things get better given longer.
Would you say no to another?

Miller Beer
Slogans: It's Miller time!
Good call (Miller Lite)
Tastes great, less filling (Lite)
Everything you always wanted in a beer. And less. (Lite)
If you've got the time, we've got the beer. Miller Beer.
The Champagne of Bottled Beers
No matter what what's-his-name says, I'm the prettiest and Lite's the greatest.

Old Milwaukee beer
Slogans: It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!
Old Milwaukee. Taste as great as it's name.

Dos Equis Mexican beer
Slogans: Sooner or later you'll get it.
Let your tastes travel.

Carlsberg
Ad slogan: Carlsberg. Probably the best beer in the world.

Labatt Blue, the best selling Canadian beer brand
Taglines: A whole lot can happen, Out of the Blue.
If I wanted water, I would have asked for water.

St. Pauli Girl brand, Germany
Taglines: Germany's Fun-Loving Beer.
St. Pauli Girl. The Original Party Girl.
Put her on a pedestal, or a coaster (USA campaign)
You never forget your first girl.

Smirnoff Ice brand (alternative brewed using a malt base)
Advertising slogan: Smirnoff Ice. Intelligent Nightlife.

Newcastle Brown Ale brand
Slogans: Newcastle Brown Ale. The Other Side of Dark.
The One and Only.

Bass Ale brand
Slogans: Bass. A little bit of better.
Bass. Reach for Greatness.

Schaefer trademark
Advertising slogans: Our Hand Has Never Lost Its Skill.
Schaefer. America's Oldest Lager Beer.

Amstel brand
Advertising slogans: Taste life. Pure Filtered.
Amstel. Our beer.
Celebrate football (Note: Amstel - sponsor of the UEFA Champions League 1994 - 2004)
The beer drinker's light beer (Amstel light)

Michelob Ultra, a low-carbohydrate beer brand
Marketing slogan: Lose the carbs. Not the taste.

Michelob AmberBock beer
Tagline: Michelob AmberBock. Rich and Smooth.

Red Stripe Jamaican lager brand
Advertising slogan: It's BEER. Hooray beer!

Sagres beer, Portugal brand
Ad slogan: Sagres. Spot the difference (for dark beer)

Corona, Mexican brand
Advertising slogan: Corona. Miles Away From Ordinary

Harp Irish Lager brand
Marketing slogan: Harp puts out the fire

Stella Artois brand
Ad slogans: Looks ugly. Tastes great. (Stella Artois in a plastic bottle).
Stella Artois. Reassuringly expensive

Foster's, Australian brand
Taglines: He who thinks Australian, drinks Australian
Foster's. Australian for beer

Asgaard beer, German brand
Motto: Asgaard. Cheers to the Vikings!

Beck's, German brand
Slogans: Beck's. Life Beckons (USA campaign)
Life Beckons. Choose wisely. (Australian campaign)
Unmistakable German Craftsmanship (Great Britain campaign)

Carlton Cold, Australian brand
Advertising slogan: Nothing's as fresh as a Coldie

So there you have it...CHEERS!