"Oh Captain, My Captain"

I'm not one to be loyal to a particular brand, but when it comes to liquor, I tend to lean toward drink that I have some sort of familiarity with. Unfortunately, when I'm strapped for cash, brand loyalty goes out the proverbial window. Enter "Admiral Nelson" Spiced Rum. This is an obvious knock of...f of "Captain Morgan", and as you can see from the label, it bears a striking similarity to the latter. I'm no rum connoisseur, but I did experience a mighty difference between the "Admiral" and the "Captain". The two day hangover. Now I know I'm getting old, but I would hardly call myself a lightweight. Perhaps it was the Friday night blowout, followed by the continuous daytime drinking on Saturday. Who to say? But I do believe a call to action is in order. Admiral Nelson needs to be Court Marshaled.