Apparently, the newest fad these days is the Purity ring (AKA Chasity ring, Promise ring). It has bewildered me for quite some time, as I can't understand how a useless hunk of metal could possibly prevent an hormonal teenager from engaging in sweet, sweet lovemaking. I understand the whole "promise" bullshit, but why is there a need to put a price tag on virginity? Is the amount of flow designated for the purchase of the ring directly proportionate to the amount of sex acts (penetration excluded) that these kids engage in? I know my folks would have had to have shelled out quite a bit of cash in order for me to make a rediculous promise that would have been next to impossible to keep.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for anything that would prevent Born Again Christians from procreating, in fact I would buy them ALL Purity rings, if I had the means. There's only one way that I could see the Purity ring working. Now bear with me here, and cover your eyes ears and mouths if you don't want to hear it...
I figure if you shoved about 40 Purity rings into a girls vaginal cavity, that might work...or a size 3 around a dudes precious knob...
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