Hunting...Kind Of...

I'm looking for a 3rd job, and I just wanted to share a few of the gems that I've come across...I should probably be applying for some stuff, but this is much more fun.

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Spears, Roejuck & Co. Sales Associate

Location:
NJ

Features & Description
Sales Associate (100% Commissioned)
Responsible for selling and servicing customers. Must be willing and able to handle customer issues that may arise on the sales floor. The associate will spend all of their time on the sales floor within in one or more departments. This individual will maintain knowledge of products and use this knowledge to assist customers.

I think I might be able to do this...application SENT!

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Occupational Therapist - Care assignment in New Jersey
Title: Occupational Therapist
Location: New Jersey
Salary:
Online: Apply Today

Job Description:
Healthcare is looking for occupational therapists for a local acute care facility. The hospital is fully accredited by the Joint Commission and offers a full array of medical services including a 24-hour emergency department, ICU/CCU, maternity, neonatal intensive care unit, medical and surgical departments, same day surgery, transitional care unit, rehab center, and behavioral health.

Sound like fun to ME! I was kind of looking for a place that was accredited by the Bong Commission, but I'll take what I can get at this point...
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DATE	POSITION TITLE	JOB#
12/30/2009	New to travel Test the waters with this OT contract.	30301176

What the eff?
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Job Description

BUCK TREE IS A:

• Priceless Experience: A career with Buck Tree also comes with a lot of variety. It's a fun career that allows you to wear a different hat every day.
• Valuable Partner: We're all on the same team at Buck Tree. We're about people treating each other with respect, camaraderie and a sense of joint purpose.
• Career Growth Opportunity: If you have the drive and energy, a career with Buck Tree can take you just about anywhere you want to go.
• Place We Can All Profit: Why not have your cake and eat it too? Work for a great company and in return get a great benefits package that shows our appreciation.

Discover for yourself how far this BUCK can take you!

If I knew about this job 16 years ago, I would never have bothered going to college. A different hat every day? Wonder if they'd be cool with me wearing this one...